A London man tried to avoid paying the fare to ride the subway by jumping over a barrier. He almost made it but something very dear to him got caught. He got his penis caught and couldn’t get loose. He was found yelling out in pain and needed police officers and transport workers to help get him free.
Onlookers gathered around to see the spectacle and, of course, some people recorded the incident. Eventually he was freed. The moral of the story: Pay your fare or jump higher next time.