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It’s time for another reading of the “Daily Horrorscope,” where Alfredas keeps it real by telling every astrological sign the harsh truth about themselves for today’s date of June 15th, 2022.

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Aries: You subscribed to a dating service. So they sent you somebody who best fits your profile. And you’re shocked because there’s an orangutan knocking on your door holding flowers.

Taurus: You might be cool buying your mother-in-law anklets, you know she got cankles. not cool.

Gemini: Your brother has 14 Kids and nine different baby mamas. And you just bought him a case of condoms and he’s insulted.

Cancer: If while making love to the new girl. She pulls out some sock puppets and starts at acting out a scene from a movie. You probably should just get up.

Leo: Your man may be slow. Going on Maury, wanting to be the father of the neighborhood hoes child.

Virgo: Why does your son’s teacher want to meet you after school so you can fight over a disagreement about your baby?

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Libra: Stop telling people you’re self-educated because you go to the library a lot.

Scorpio: Why do you get mad at a woman because her baby keeps staring at you in line at the grocery store?

Sagittarius: Don’t read into anything into it if your boss buys you chicken prior for your birthday.

Capricorn: Might be technically your nasty as the kitchen. If the floor feels like walking on the floor of a movie theater.

Aquarius: You just found out your son, the one whose life you haven’t been involved in kid throws a baseball 90 miles per hour and work things out with his mom.

Pisces: Why are you on TV being led away by the police giving shoutouts?

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Russ Parr Morning Show’s Daily Horrorscope For June 15th, 2022  was originally published on blackamericaweb.com