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It’s time for another reading of the “Daily Horrorscope,” where Alfredas keeps it real by telling every astrological sign the harsh truth about themselves for today’s date of April 27, 2022:

 

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Aries: yes, you’re never wrong. However, you are often wrong.

Taurus: Why do you think you’re interesting? You’re not.

Gemini: You might be thirsty. If you give your phone number to a man that has two baby car seats in the backseat of his car.

Cancer: Stay away from the little African lady with thick fingers whose chair is empty at the hair braiding salon. You look weak to her

Leo: You and your husband are considering a divorce. However, you forgot about one thing he’s your play husband.

Virgo: Your grandma just landed a job as a counter person at the Department of Motor Vehicles

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Libra: Your pastor accidentally sent you a picture of himself naked wearing Crocs and his color. Of course, it was the devil’s fault.

Scorpio: when getting up premier job interview at Walmart. Telling them to send their offer to your attorney. That might be a little over the top.

Sagittarius: You may have your child at the wrong daycare. If one of their tasks include learning to launder money.

Capricorn: Take note of the Confederate flag bumper stickers in the parking lot of the club you’re got to go into.

Aquarius: Fellas. Never ever surprise your girl when she’s in the shower. We don’t like that.

Pisces: You are wrong for taking your child to different daycares. So after stopping payment on your checks, you figure you got about three to five days to do that

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Russ Parr Morning Show’s Daily Horrorscope For April 27, 2022  was originally published on blackamericaweb.com