With all of the mess going on in the world today, such as the Japan earthquakes and the war on Libya, we need a good news story that can make us laugh. According to publicpolicypolling.com (PPP), not only is Sarah Palin trailing in South Carolina, South Dakota, and Arizona which are deep-red states, but independant voters would support Charlie Sheen over Palin by a 41-36 margin for President.
This is not an April fools joke, you can read for yourself at publicpolicypolling.com